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Dark of the Moon
Ever wonder why we have seven days, twelve months, and why pandas count in twelves?Dive into Maurllan's celestial journey through time, space, and... aye-aye lemur fingers?Discover how the Moon's dance shapes our lives, from menstrual cycle...
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Unmasking the Girls
Ladies and gents, it's time to undress Western Astrology!Maurllan's latest cosmic striptease reveals the sexy secret: six feminine planets for everyone!That's right, fellas, you've been hiding four celestial ladies under your astrological boxers.From...
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Understanding This and That
Ever feel like you're arguing with yourself?Spoiler alert: You are! Dive into Maurllan's mind-bending exploration of your brain's comedy quartet.Meet Thing 1 and Thing 2 – your hemispheres in a cosmic tug-of-war.Discover why your ego&#...
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Intro to Soul Mates
Ever thought your search for a soulmate was selfless?Think again, stargazers! Maurllan's latest cosmic revelation turns the mirror on you. Discover why everyone's your soulmate (yes, even that annoying coworker), and why you might be the most egocent...
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Waving Red Flags
Ever wonder why some people just set off your internal alarm bells?Maurllan dives deep into the astrological "Red Flags" that might make you pump the brakes on a relationship.From Mars square Pluto newborns to Society's rose-tinted glasses, this essa...
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Zzzt! : read astrology with the power ON
Astrology meets real life in this zinger of an opening essay!Join Maurllan's 5-year journey through the Zodiac, kicking off with a cosmic fender-bender.Picture this: Venus and Sun at their wits' end, Pluto throwing a retrograde tantrum, and Saturn pl...
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